I didn't own a Simon game but at least one person in my 1st grade class did and man did we try to beat this thing. Of course, I was 6 years old back then and my short term memory was worse than me today trying to remember things I said after a few beers. This thing kicked my ass...it kicked everyone's ass. I didn't know if you could beat it. The stupid commercial that ran for it indicated that you could...and if you did...you get women. Women with nice blond hair who wear terrible eye makeup and high collared shirts. And they'd hold your jean jacket for you while you played. Sadly, my childhood was not as awesome as it could have been and I blame you Simon for it...you son of a bitch.
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