Sunday, February 26, 2012

"Best In Show" Troop and Three Crappy Awards

And we’re back…but not before we heard the “SOMEBODY LET THE GATE OPEEEEEENNNN” commercial for the 1,001st time.

Billy makes a semi-racist joke about no black people living in Beverly Hills (c’mon, I’m sure Morgan Freeman lives nearby). But he quickly moves on to “the first focus” group which is actually the cast from “Best In Show” and “A Mighty Wind”. I love these guys and their abstract comments. I like that Stifler’s Mom and Jim’s Dad from American Pie is a part of this. This makes me want to watch “Best In Show” right now. Billy Crystal thanks everyone who’s helped out in these bits so far in “my opening film”. Does Billy Crystal write movies now? Then again I think he wrote “Mr. Saturday Night” so who knows.

Here’s Bradley Cooper and Tina Fey presenting “Best Editing”. “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo” gets the win and I yawn. I like the name of one of the winner… “Kirk Baxter”…very strong porn sounding name. They really don’t have anything to say. I liked that.

Now some “Sound Editing”. Hugo wins its third award. Somebody gets thanked for their “infammathable” work ethic. I don’t think that’s a word as my spell checker keeps trying to replace it with “inflammable”.

Ugh, now “Sound Mixing”. Not sure how this is a major award but if Transformers wins they can think Shai Lebouf’s endless shrieking in that movie. We luck out as Hugo and its huge train wins again. Yes, a grown man gently weeping. He looks like NBS broadcaster Tom Hammond.

Time for a lesson on nuts...taken from "Best In Show"

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